*Greg was sitting on the
steps of the library reading a book. Very glued to the book
looked like, his eyes wondered around the pages very
determined to find out what will happen he turns the page
very fast. Nobody can get his attention away from it... but
right when he is about to find Waldo he sees in the corner
of his eye a lady walking up to him. He turns his head to
look at the girl... who looked so familiar! *
Hi... Do i know you?
*asks Greg*
*the girl looks at him
then walks away. Greg ponders for a minute but then realizes
something about her that he's seen before....*
I swear i've seen that
ass before... *He ponders* But where? when?
*he gets out his photo
album that he calls EX'S BOOTIES and looks through the
photos. He then finds the picture of where he's seen
before... her name was Stephi. She has brown hair, fair
complexion, blue eyes
*Greg wonders
back ... back in 1976 when they met in college,
they were the same age. she was a nurse major there
and had a twin sister who's name was Jen who was a
bartender. Jen was different than her dear sister Stephi
cause Jen didnt go to college... she dropped out of middle
school right after joining a motorcycle gang with her
friends called TUFF BLUD... Jen and Stephi looked a
lot alike except Jen had tattoos, green hair, dark
complextion and piercings all over... in fact she looked
nothing like her sister.
*Greg wonders why
they're relationship ended though but cant remember what
exactly happend.... he goes back to try to
remember....
*one day he and Stephi
go to her house to study but decided to up to her bedroom...
there they had sex on her bathroom floor. After about a
while they decided to study some more. Greg felt like a
sandwhich so he walks in the kitchen where Jen was eating
coffee grains and sugar packets... Greg wonders about it but
not for long. He tries to make the sandwhich but wonders
where the knives are*
You want the knives? i
know where the knives are *Jen says* but you have to go
after them... *Jen shoves some knives down her
pants*
Doesnt that hurt? *greg
asks*
No i'm used to pain...
doesnt that just turn you on? it does me *Jen says*
*Greg agrees and they
start going at it on the kitchen table. After they are done
he grabs one of the knives and continues to make a
sandwhich.*
Man all this sex is
making me hungry *Greg says*
*He goes back to
Stephi's bedroom where Stephi is taking a nap so he goes
into his mom's bedroom to take a shower so he wouldnt wake
up Stephi. A minute later their mom comes into the bedroom,
sees Greg in the shower and gets in with him... they go at
it in the shower*
Man i really need to
leave this house! *says greg as he leaves the house and
avoids all contact with them. Couple months later he goes
over to their house to catch up with "good times" but they
all hit him with good news*
Greg... *says Stephi*
i'm pregnant!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
*screams Greg as he runs out of her bedroom*
Yo Greg! *yells Jen* I'm
pregnant and yous the pop!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Greggie bear where are
you going?! *the mom wonders* cause i got great news! I'm
pregnant with your baby!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Greg
runs out the house and to the airport and catches the next
flight to Idaho*
*Back from his daydream
he panics and drops the Waldo book and walks out of the
library*
*a voice from behind him
responds*
Daddy?
To be
continued.....
k this was kinda stupid
LoL :-P
