Angela <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Great Carlin jokes, Angela.  :-)  A couple evoke responses,
though:

>  Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

All too often.  :-(

> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

He's a Victorian.  :-)

>  Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Because it's the second dividing of the hour.

> How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

You can't, officially.  The Romans never invented the zero;
the Arabs did.  Nowadays they just use the letter O.

> How many weeks are there in a light year?

52.  :-)

---Lowell




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