Thanks Lowell.....I got them in another group and thought they were cute, not to mention I just love Carlin......
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Lowell R. Matthews Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2003 7:26 PM To: The Sandbox Discussion List Subject: Re: [Sndbox] FW: George Carlinisms Angela <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Great Carlin jokes, Angela. :-) A couple evoke responses, though: > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? All too often. :-( > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? He's a Victorian. :-) > Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Because it's the second dividing of the hour. > How do you write zero in Roman numerals? You can't, officially. The Romans never invented the zero; the Arabs did. Nowadays they just use the letter O. > How many weeks are there in a light year? 52. :-) ---Lowell ________________________________ Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net ________________________________ Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
