After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new phone
number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked confused.

"Umm, he's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a
man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell
my wife for the past half-hour!"


 
 
Greg Hopper
 
"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?"
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