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ROFL!
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new phone
number, I
dialed him -- and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" I asked
confused.
"Umm, he's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell
him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.
When he didn't return
the call, I dialed again. This time a
man answered. "This is Mike," he
said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know," he
replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell
my wife for the past
half-hour!"
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
in
prison?"
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