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I can almost hearing them say them. (reflecting
back when I was a cop).
AJ
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2003 4:58
AM
Subject: [Sndbox] Bizarre Accident
Reports
Bizarre Accident Reports ----------------+
[Actual quotes
from those involved]
"I thought my window was down, but found it was up
when I
put my hand through it."
"The pedestrian had no idea which
direction to go, so I ran
over him."
"I had been driving for 40
years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident."
"A
pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"I pulled away from the side
of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the
embankment."
"I was trying to get out of the ambulance's way when I hit
the pedestrian on the sidewalk."
"The guy was all over the
road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him."
"I
saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood
of my car."
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other
way."
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?"
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