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OHH GEEZ. that reminds me of a joke
about a little boy whose family owned a farm and he had to go do his chores
early in the morning.
His mother woke him out of a sleep
and told him to go do his chores if he wanted breakfast.
Do the little boy went out to milk
the cows and he KICKED the cow beofe he milked it.
Next he went to the chicken coop and
he KICKED a chicken before he gave them scratch.
Then he went to slop the hogs and he
KICKED one beofre he fed them.
When he came in form doing his chores
he sat down at the table and only had a piece of toast and a glass of
water.
He asked his mother why and she told
him you KICKED the cow so you get no milk
you KICKED the hog so you get no
bacon.
you KICKED the chicken so you get no
eggs.
Just as she said that the dad came in
and he KICKED the cat when it ran accross the kitchen floor.
The little boy said " Guess what you
are not going to get"?(I thought it was cute)
aj
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 7:00
AM
Subject: [Sndbox] FW: WHILE I WAS
RECOVERING (FUNNY) ( I did not write this)
While I was
recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven
year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband
(his Dad) had run off.
I told him the television is my new
boyfriend, he entertains me all the time. And, even though he sometimes
doesn't start, I just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes
back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the
explanation and walked away.
Sunday the pastor stopped by to
check on my recovery. My son answered the door.
The pastor smiled
and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?"
My little one looked up at
him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new
boyfriend and once she gets him
started, she'll be happy for
hours!"
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