OHH GEEZ. that reminds me of a joke
about a little boy whose family owned a farm and he had to go do his chores
early in the morning.
His mother woke him out of a sleep
and told him to go do his chores if he wanted breakfast.
Do the little boy went out to milk
the cows and he KICKED the cow beofe he milked it.
Next he went to the chicken coop
and he KICKED a chicken before he gave them scratch.
Then he went to slop the hogs and
he KICKED one beofre he fed them.
When he came in form doing his
chores he sat down at the table and only had a piece of toast and a glass of
water.
He asked his mother why and she
told him you KICKED the cow so you get no milk
you KICKED the hog so you get no
bacon.
you KICKED the chicken so you get
no eggs.
Just as she said that the dad came
in and he KICKED the cat when it ran accross the kitchen floor.
The little boy said " Guess what
you are not going to get"?(I thought it was cute)
aj
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 7:00
AM
Subject: [Sndbox] FW: WHILE I WAS
RECOVERING (FUNNY) ( I did not write this)
While I was
recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven
year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband
(his Dad) had run off.
I told him the television is my new
boyfriend, he entertains me all the time. And, even though he
sometimes doesn't start, I just give it a few hard whacks on the side
and it comes back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was
satisfied with the explanation and walked away.
Sunday the
pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. My son answered the
door.
The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy,
son?"
My little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir,
she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets
him started, she'll be happy for hours!"
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