Alternative Uses for Cool Whip (reprinted from the book
"Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz" by Joey Green):
. Shine your shoes. Use a tablespoon of Cool Whip on your
leather shoes and shine.
. Soothe sunburn pain. Spread Cool Whip on the sunburn,
let sit for 20 minutes, then rinse clean with lukewarm water.
. Thaw frozen fish. Place the frozen fish in a pan and cover
with Cool Whip. The desert topping eliminates the frozen
taste, returning the fresh quat flavor.
. Condition your hair. Apply one-half cup Cool Whip to
dry, hair once a week as a conditioner. Leave on for thirty
minutes, then rinse a few times before shampooing
thoroughly.
. Soothe the burn on the roof of your mouth from hot pizza.
Fill your mouth with Cool Whip to coat the lesion.
. Clean plant leaves. Using a soft cloth, wipe Cool Whip
on the leaves.
. Give yourself a moisturizing facial. Cool Whip helps
moisten dry skin when applied as a face mask. Wait twenty
minutes, then wash it off with warm water followed by cold
water.
. Lighten coffee. Use a tablespoon of Cool Whip as a
substitute for milk or cream in a cup of coffee.
. Help heal a cold sore. Place a compress of Cool Whip on
the cold sore to speed healing, then rinse with cool water.
. Remove make-up. Wet face with lukewarm water, spread
a handful of Cool Whip on face, rinse clean with lukewarm
water, and blot dry.
. Clean silver. Mix two cups Cool Whip, and one
tablespoon Heinz White Vinegar or ReaLemon lemon juice.
Let silver stand overnight in mixture, then rinse clean and
dry thoroughly.
. Treat minor burns. Rub Cool Whip into the burn. Let it
set for fifteen minutes, then wash off with cool water.
. Shave. Apply Cool Whip to wet skin as a substitute for
shaving cream.
. Store leftovers. Use empty Cool Whip canisters as a
substitute for Tupperware.
. Mix paints. Use empty Cool Whip canisters to mix and
store paints.
. Store game pieces. Never lose dice, cards, playing pieces,
and small toys again.
. Store crayons. Keep crayons in an empty Cool Whip
canister.
. Store screws, nuts, and bolts. Use empty Cool Whip
canisters in the workshop to hold loose screws, bolts, nuts,
nails, drill bits, and spare parts.
. Store crafts. Organize ribbons, beads, glues, strings in
empty Cool Whip canisters.
. Improve marital relations. Give new meaning to the
phrase "desert topping."
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