Another Version Of The "Creation Story".
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1. In The Beginning God Created The Bit And The
Byte. And From Those
He Created The Word.
2. And There Were Two Bytes In The Word; And Nothing
Else Existed.
And God Separated The One From The Zero; And He Saw It Was
Good.
3. And God Said - Let The Data Be; And So It
Happened. And God Said -
Let The Data Go To Their Proper
Places. And He Created Floppy Disks
And Hard Disks And Compact
Disks.
4. And God Said - Let The Computers Be, So There Would
Be A Place To
Put Floppy Disks And Hard Disks And Compact Disks. Thus
God Created
Computers And Called Them Hardware.
5. And There Was No Software Yet. But God Created
Programs; Small And
Big... And Told Them - Go And Multiply Yourselves And
Fill All The
Memory.
6. And God Said -I Will Create The Programmer; And The
Programmer Will
Make New Programs And Govern Over The Computers And
Programs And Data.
7. And God Created The Programmer; And Put Him At Data
Center; And God
Showed The Programmer The Catalog Tree And Said You Can Use
All The
Volumes And Subvolumes But Do Not Use Windows.
8. And God Said - It Is Not Good For The Programmer To
Be Alone. He
Took A Bone From The Programmer's Body And Created A
Creature That
Would Look Up At The Programmer; And Admire The Programmer;
And Love
The Things The Programmer Does; And God Called The Creature: The
User.
9. And The Programmer And The User Were Left Under The
Naked OS And
It Was Good.
10. But Bill Was Smarter Than All The Other Creatures Of
God. And
Bill Said To The User - Did God Really Tell You Not To Run
Any
Programs?
11. And The User Answered - God Told Us That We Can Use
Every Program
And Every Piece Of Data But Told Us Not To Run Windows Or We
Will Die.
12. And Bill Said To The User - How Can You Talk About
Something You
Did Not Even Try. The Moment You Run Windows You Will
Become Equal To
God. You Will Be Able To Create Anything You Like By
A Simple Click
Of Your Mouse.
13. And The User Saw That The Fruits Of The Windows Were
Nicer And
Easier To Use. And The User Saw That Any Knowledge Was
Useless Since
Windows Could Replace It.
14. So The User Installed The Windows On His Computer;
And Said To The
Programmer That It Was Good.
15. And The Programmer Immediately Started To Look For
New Drivers.
And God Asked Him - What Are You Looking For? And The
Programmer
Answered - I Am Looking For New Drivers Because I Can Not Find
Them In
The OS. And God Said - Who Told You That You Need
Drivers? Did You
Run Windows? And The Programmer Said - It Was
Bill Who Told Us To!
16. And God Said To Bill - Because Of What You Did You
Will Be Hated
By All The Creatures. And The User Will Always Be
Unhappy With You.
And You Will Always Sell Windows.
17. And God Said To The User - Because Of What You Did,
The Windows
Will Disappoint You And Eat Up All Your Resources; And You Will
Have
To Use Lousy Programs; And You Will Always Rely On The
Programmers
Help.
18. And God Said To The Programmer - Because You
Listened To The User
You Will Never Be Happy. All Your Programs Will
Have Errors And You
Will Have To Fix Them And Fix Them To The End Of
Time.
19. And God Threw Them Out Of The Data Center And Locked
The Door And
Secured It With A Password.
20. General Protection Fault