What is
a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. To err is human; but to really goof things up requires a computer. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral? He clicked on an icon and opened a window. Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God
we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - |
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