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Cute.
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
What
is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a
baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut's
favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened
when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
To err is
human; but to really goof things up
requires a computer.
Why was
there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
How did the
mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral?
He clicked on an icon and opened a
window.
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to
God we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us
we're
schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
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