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Q. Hear about Michael Jackson's
new hit single?
A. The boy in jeans is not my lover. Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? A. Michael Jackson has had more noses. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a cataloge. Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God
we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - |
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