I got mine...thank goodness. I was really having a hard time with this place till I got it. Now I can wait till after the first of the year to have a talk with the uppers. Ugh!
I took my bonus and bought me a new stereo/CD/MP3 player for my truck. I love it...I put 230 Christmas songs on one CD and it will play it. Nice. David L. Ben Franklin: "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters." -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Charles Sent: Monday, December 15, 2003 10:49 AM To: 'The Sandbox Discussion List' Subject: [Sndbox] FW: ClubTop5 - 12/15/03 - Signs You're Not Getting a Bonus December 15, 2003 The Top 15 Signs You're Not Getting a Bonus This Year 15> You've been assigned to bake five dozen Ebenezer Scrooge cookies for the annual holiday party. 14> Your last pickup basketball game with the guys from the office was played "shirts and no-bonuses." 13> Your CEO delivers his annual holiday message via satellite from the Cayman Islands and ends with "So long, suckers!" 12> Heck, your last *paycheck* was scratched out on a lump of coal. 11> You just buzzed the cops through the front gate at Neverland without checking their badges. 10> Every time you walk past the boss' office, he throws another stapler at you. 9> Your boss flew halfway around the world to meet you for Thanksgiving -- then gave you a fake turkey. 8> Your latest job task: Pilfer office supplies from unsuspecting post offices and copy shops. 7> There won't be anything left for a bonus after they pay off those secretaries you groped. 6> Let's just say that this gig as pyrotechnics engineer for Great White hasn't been the career move you envisioned. 5> Holiday party "buffet" nothing but abandoned lunches from the break room fridge. 4> Your shoe company already gave all its excess cash to LeBron. 3> Your new cubicle doubles as a men's room stall. 2> Bonus, schmonus -- in the grand scheme of things, having your boss walk in while you were banging his wife is reward enough. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Not Getting a Bonus This Year.. 1> Your cash bonus was confiscated when the U.S. Army captured your boss in a farmhouse outside of Tikrit. [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
