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ROFL! Oh, my goodness.
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
Don't Forget to Pay all of Your Taxes!
April 15 is
tax day in the US, so please read the following to make
certain that you
have paid all of your taxes for either yourself or your
husband or
boyfriend.
The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male
organ. This is
due to the fact that:
40 % of the time it is hanging
around unemployed,
20 % of the time it is pissed off,
30 % of
the time it is hard up,
10 % of the time it is in the hole.
On
top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts!
According
to the income tax ammendment act 2004, your tool will be taxed
according to
its size.
To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the
Income Tax
return Form 8 which states the following:
10 to 12 inches
------ Luxury tax -------- $ 50.00
8 to 10 inches ------- Pole tax
-----------$ 45.00
5 to 8 inches -------- Privilege Tax ------$
40.00
3 to 5 inches -------- Standard Tax ------ $ 30.00
Anyone
under 3 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 % and special relief
as a
handicapped person. Please do not ask for an extension.
Those who
exceed 12 inches will be liable for Capital Gains Tax.
If you have any
queries, please contact the nearest Income Tax office. Our
staff will be
only too willing to handle your
problem.
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