Strange Headlines & News Bloopers
The Door is the Window to the Home. Air Force to Get New Uniforms: New Camouflage Really Stands Out We're offering the best hearing aid money can buy at unheard of low prices. Tight End Returns After Colon Surgery. (In the Sports Section). Weather Conditions to Determine When Rain Will Stop. MAN MINUS EAR WAIVES HEARING (Richard Lederer) BE SURE TO EAT RIGHT BEFORE SURGERY (Richard Lederer) ALZHEIMER CENTER PATIENTS PREPARE FOR "AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER" (Tom Deno) LAWMAKERS BACK TRAIN THROUGH IOWA (Richard Lederer) HALF OF U.S. HIGH SCHOOLS REQUIRE SOME STUDY FOR GRADUATION (Richard Lederer) Mrs. Marion Parker who is chairwoman of the County Breeders Association announced plans for a livestock show. She will show her own cows and heifers and will also show her calves to interested farmers. (Newscaster, Kermit Schafer) From a medical Report: This 54-year-old female is complaining of abdominal cramps with BMs on the one hand and constipation on the other. (Richard Lederer) From a Medical Report: This patient has been under many psychiatrists in the past. (Richard Lederer) Today, crowds of thousands cheered as Pope Pius XII stood at his bedroom window in St. Peters Square and exposed himself. (Don Smith, WBAL, Baltimore) Midget Sues Employer for Belittling Remarks. _______________________________________________ Sndbox mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://a8.mewebdns-a8.com/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
