| 3-In-1 Oil
The time had come for Bubba's pregnant wife to deliver, so off
to the hospital they went. Shortly after arriving in the delivery room,
the doctor looked at Bubba and said, "Bubba, you just had you a son!"
Bubba was so excited, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold
on, we ain't finished yet."
A few minutes later, the doctor
delivered a girl and said, "Hey, Bubba, you got you a daughter." Bubba was
becoming quite puzzled by this. Then the doctor spoke up again, "Hold on
Bubba, we still ain't finished."
The doctor then delivered another
boy. "Bubba," said the doctor, "you got you another boy. Don't worry
though, cause there ain't no more."
The next day, Bubba and his
wife took the three babies home. When they arrived, they sat down and
began talking. "Mama, 'member that night we ran out of vaseline and we
used that 3-in-1oil?"
"Sure do, Bubba," his wife said.
"Sure
is a damn good thing we didn't use no WD-40!" Bubba
exclaimed.
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