Dear Mr. Perkins It has been quite a few years (maybe 12 years) since I loaned you my ³Blessed² stopwatch. You will of course remember that this watch was instrumental in your winning a number of events around the world. Yea THAT watch...The one with MY NAME emblazoned on the back.
Mr. Perkins it is time for you return my stopwatch to its rightful owner, now! 2 day FedEx is OK. I thank you. There will be no hard feels or public embarrassment if you act quickly and respond to my request. Yours truly, Phil Bozo Lontz Santa Fe PS. Should you feel that this request is with out merit....Well you are wrong, utterly and completely Wrong. I Want MY watch...NOW!!!!!
