Whew! We're all touchy! As an "American", I consider myself a 
"Citizen of the United States of America" ... just don't call me 
"late for dinner". ;-)
USians is good. Just be sure to pronounce it US-ians to symbolize our 
individualism (self-centeredness?). Well, we got "America" in our 
name first, then nobody else really contested it. Sorry, we were just 
looking for something to differentiate ourselves from England. There 
was even a movement for calling what is now the USA "United State of 
Columbia" in recognition of Columbus' bringing the Western Hemisphere 
to the attention of the European imperialist/colonialist powers, but 
... it sort of died.
"Yankee" was mostly reserved for the New England colonies, and became 
applied to the Northern States in the U.S. Civil War or "War Between 
the States" by the Southern States. However, even now, here in WNY, 
if you say, "Yankee" in reference to someone, it's often taken to 
mean they are either from a New England State, or a NY (CITY! eewww!) 
baseball team fan/member. I know (living as close to the border as I 
do) that Canadians sometimes are annoyed by us usurping the 
"American" title, and I can see the point. I just can't think of what 
anybody can do about it now. If Canada had been known as "The 
Dominion of America" back in the early 1800's maybe they would have 
provided serious competition.
I've always felt a bit jealous of the Canadians. They actually have a 
term that unmistakably identifies them as a citizen of the Dominion 
of Canada (official term back when I was a little kid.) and all we 
USians have is the obviously (unless you slept through all your 
geography classes!) ambiguous term, "American"! Yes, most generally 
it's assumed you mean "Citizen of the United States of America", but 
there is ambiguity to it. 
I'm actually surprised that South Americans don't try to change the 
name of their continent and fully disassociate themselves from the 
problem altogether! Come on, Daniel, let's have some ideas about 
that! 
Bolivaria! That would be a good name, but what about "Bolivians", 
then? 
Hmmm .... "Andea" after the Andes Mountains? 
"Australia" (Southernland) has already been taken, AND they have the 
audacity to have only one country on it! :-P
Well, that's as far as my brain will go with it for now.
I suggest that "Americans" (being defined in this context as 
"citizens of the USA") didn't set out to steal the name, and that 
various European (and other!) countries are in on the conspiracy as 
well. Yes, it's a world wide conspiracy to make the other residents 
of the American continents look bad! ;-)

As far as "Greatest American (being defined in this context as that 
subclass of residents of the North American continent that are 
citizens of the United States of America) of All Time", I doubt Bill 
Gates would seriously be in the running. Well ... maybe he would be, 
based on the general grasp of history I see in my fellow USians. ;-)

With tongue firmly in cheek and Asbestos Underwear firmly on, ;-)
Greg Neumann


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