You think nothing of going up a 6' ladder on top of a fully extended 32' scissor lift to ping a weld leak. If one of your base phrases is "That'll quit leaking in a few days so put a bucket under it for now".
If you take it "one more round for yo daddy" If you rub cutting oil into cuts on you hands as an antiseptic. If you can carry a 10" ladder through a China Shop with out breaking anything. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Greg McGahan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, November 16, 2007 6:06 AM Subject: Its Friday and I am a sprinkler man For the serious today please read no further: For the creative and stressed that need a break please help me clean this up and add to it: You might be a sprinkler man if: You get in trouble for NOT bringing the dope to the job. You are paid to SPACE OUT all day. You SCREW pipe daily. You get asked what you cut in the Tom Thumb every day after work because of the glue on your hands. You push PLATES on. You have a NIPPLE CHUCK on your truck. Your first thought when you hear the word KICKER is for underground instead of sports. You need a FEMALE ADAPTER at work. You have forgotten that a BUTTERFLY is really a flying insect. You have forgotten BUTTERBALL is also a Turkey. Your 24 is not a TV show. You get paid to GROOVE. You aren't scared of the FIRE INSPECTOR. You know that DUCT really means "big stuff in my way". You fix things at home with TEFLON instead of DUCT Tape. You know a DESIGNER can't DESIGN. You know a FITTER can't get anything to FIT. You have TRIPPED on the job. You think a SET UP makes a successful day. Your lunch taste like cutting oil and that's OK. Living Water Fire Protection, LLC 1160 McKenzie Road Cantonment, FL 32533 850-937-1850 Fax: 850-937-1852 _______________________________________________ Sprinklerforum mailing list [email protected] http://lists.firesprinkler.org/mailman/listinfo/sprinklerforum To Unsubscribe, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Put the word unsubscribe in the subject field) _______________________________________________ Sprinklerforum mailing list [email protected] http://lists.firesprinkler.org/mailman/listinfo/sprinklerforum To Unsubscribe, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Put the word unsubscribe in the subject field)
