To the alcoholics among us:
It is a common practice for the more progressive alcoholics (i.e., those 
running alcohol fired locomotives) to carry a bicycle tire inflator with them 
to snuff out the alcohol flames in the burner by releasing a short blast of 
Carbon Dioxide gas down the smokestack. As a recently addicted alcoholic, I 
bought a "Ultraflate" gadget made by a company that calls itself 
"Innovations." The gadget cost me $17.00 plus tax at a local bicycle thief --   
 local bicycle shop. The gas cartridges are $1.50 each plus tax, and you only 
get a few uses out of a cartridge. WAYYYY too expensive for me. 
Now I get my cartridges of CO 2 FREE! The Fire Extinguisher technician was at 
The Depot Friday afternoon to do the annual rubber hammer pound on our 
extinguishers and also tell us how many were now considered obsolete by the 
local fire code and sell us new ones that are exactly like the old ones. I 
noticed some CO 2 cartridges in his tool kit and asked him about them. He 
said he hadn't gotten around to throwing them away, they were 6 months old 
and had to be replaced in some units they service. He gave me about ten of 
them and said he'd drop some more off from time to time. These are the screw 
in type and work great in my "Ultraflate." No expense for the CO 2, and more 
money for alcohol, I like that!
PS. I'm convinced the mineral spirits, pure wood alcohol is better than the 
denatured grain alcohol. My Mikado and Reno both do better, now if I could 
only get the Americanized Mogul to like it. The Mogul doesn't seem to want to 
run on anything......
Keep your steam up!
Walt & Mr. Lunkenheimer 

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