John Pickard wrote: >BUT I am >curious about sundial jokes. > >Does anyone know any sundial jokes???? John, You probably already know the following by Hillaire Belloc "I am a sundial. Ordinary words Cannot convey my thoughts on birds!" "I am a sundial turned the wrong way round. I cost my foolish mistress fifty pound" and of course "I am a sundial and I make a botch Of what is done much better by a watch" He must have had a bad experience with a sundial as a child? Tony Moss >