wayne pineault wrote:
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> Subject: Alternative Windows Slogans
> Date: Tue, 16 Mar 1999 14:07:45 -0800 (PST)
> From: Leonard Bartell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: Wayne wbpmds01eatontowncsccom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> Hello Wayne
>
> I think you are going to like these
>
> Alternative Windows Slogans
>
> 1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
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> 2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
>
> 3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
>
> 4. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.
>
> 5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
>
> 6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
>
> 7. Error #152 - Windows not found: [C]heer [P]arty [D]ance.
>
> 8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
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> 9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
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> 10. My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
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> 11. OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
>
> 12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
>
> 13. Windows: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
>
> 14. Windows: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
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> 15. How do you want to crash today?
>
16. Virus warning: Windows found!
17. Windows is no virus, virusses actually do something.
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