I can't believe all the selfish things I've been spending money on. My mortgage, food for my family, health insurance... Now that I know there is such need in the world, I will strongly reconsider priorities. The thought of the joy I can bring to Ken Lay when he finds out he can not only bilk thousands of people of their retirement savings and write a disastrous energy policy for an entire major world power, but still buy a medium sized island (say, Maui) to retire on, will be priceless to me.
On 6/1/06, Mike Weaver <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I would like to encourage each and everyone of you to seriously consider > the charity described below. > > Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to > help those in need. > > Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the > seven-figure salary level. > > More tragic, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy > and current SEC investigation. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a > month*, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen > projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically > viable during his time of need. > > Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron > exec it could mean the difference between vacationing in Fiji and owning > it. It will enable him or her to trade in the year-old Lexus for a new > Ferrari without jeopardizing those jealously guarded "retirement" > accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans. To you, seven hundred dollars > is nothing more than rent, a car note, or a second mortgage payment. > > Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you > sponsor. Detailed information about his/ her stocks, bonds, 401(k), real > estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. > Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio grow > exponentially--and that's just his disclosed assets! > > Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the > exec (unsigned) - for a signed photo, please include an additional > $50.00. Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other > people's suffering. > > Your Enron exec will be told that he/she has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just > wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, > he or she will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special > operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected > expenses. And there will be those. As poor Mrs. Ley so sincerely > reported, her husband somehow managed to misplace over $100 million that > he received in just the last 2 years. Stephen King couldn't script a > scenario more frightening. > > I'd write more, but I'm having trouble seeing through my tears. Thank > you for your expression of love. > > > *Per special regulation passed in closed session this past year, > contributions are tax-deductible only to recipients. > > > _______________________________________________ > Biofuel mailing list > Biofuel@sustainablelists.org > http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > > Biofuel at Journey to Forever: > http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > > Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): > http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ > > _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
