The incident at Enchanted Rock Cave has resulted in the usual mass media frenzy:
A new children's book series has been started, called "WHAT WOULD YOU DO . . .?"
Book 1 is "WHAT WOULD YOU DO . . . IF DADDY TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THAT CAVE?"
Gratuitous headlines soon to appear:
BOY LOST IN CAVERNS!!! Grotto described as LARGEST, LONGEST, DEEPEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL, AND MOST DANGEROUS in TEXAS, UNITED STATES, PLANET
EARTH, and probably the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, with unknown passages connecting to CARLSBAD, MAMMOTH, BUSTAMANTE, AND WONDER CAVE; RUMORED TO BE FINAL
RESTING PLACE OF LOST SPANISH GOLD, JIM BOWIE'S LOST GOLD MINE, D.B. COOPER'S ILL-GOTTEN LOOT, AMELIA EARHART, ROSWELL ALIENS, JIMMY HOFFA,
BATBOY, AND LOST CIVILIZATION OF ATLANTIS!!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! RARE EARTHQUAKE AND TSUNAMI BURY UNIQUE SUBTERRANEAN WONDER
FOREVER. BATBOY ESCAPES!
The accompanying article just says: "Read the preceeding gratuitous headline."
LowGun:-D
