Perhaps some of the cavers with children out there could write one called "WHAT WILL YOU DO . . . WHEN DADDY OR MOMMY INVITES YOU TO GO CAVING?" By the way, was that really Batboy who was rescued from Enchanted Rock Cave? I wouldn't be surprised if that becomes his nickname after your headline is published. ;-) Rod -----Original Message----- From: Logan McNatt Sent: May 15, 2011 5:38 PM To: Texas Cavers Subject: [Texascavers] Incident at Enchanted Rock Cave, in the news The incident at Enchanted Rock Cave has resulted in the usual mass media frenzy: A new children's book series has been started, called "WHAT WOULD YOU DO . . .?" Book 1 is "WHAT WOULD YOU DO . . . IF DADDY TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THAT CAVE?" Gratuitous headlines soon to appear: BOY LOST IN CAVERNS!!! Grotto described as LARGEST, LONGEST, DEEPEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL, AND MOST DANGEROUS in TEXAS, UNITED STATES, PLANET EARTH, and probably the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, with unknown passages connecting to CARLSBAD, MAMMOTH, BUSTAMANTE, AND WONDER CAVE; RUMORED TO BE FINAL RESTING PLACE OF LOST SPANISH GOLD, JIM BOWIE'S LOST GOLD MINE, D.B. COOPER'S ILL-GOTTEN LOOT, AMELIA EARHART, ROSWELL ALIENS, JIMMY HOFFA, BATBOY, AND LOST CIVILIZATION OF ATLANTIS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! RARE EARTHQUAKE AND TSUNAMI BURY UNIQUE SUBTERRANEAN WONDER FOREVER. BATBOY ESCAPES! The accompanying article just says: "Read the preceeding gratuitous headline." LowGun:-D |
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