We may not get mortally wounded, but just remember that there are a few caver chicks out there that if you make comments about their "sweet ass", that they may never speak to you again, if for no reason but to avoid having to be the object of inappropriate comments.
On 6 June 2012 11:01, <bmorgan...@aol.com> wrote: > ** > No, my beloved Ann is not pissed (though she has yet to see any of this!) > She is an enlightened woman, a scientist who understands that we are all > horny apes who act on the basis of instinct. She does expect to be > respected, and I would be in big trouble if I brought home a bimbo, but > respect has nothing to do with pandering to the fears and inadequacies of > others. Anyone who is mortally wounded because someone makes a wisecrack > about their sweet ass has a bigger problem than the size of their butt. > > As for Logan, he is too nice a guy to be beleaguered for having used the > word "laid". Didn't he pine for many years for a lost love? When I first > met him many years ago in Belize he was living like some sort of celibate > monk, but if you have ever seen the indigenous women of Belize that is easy > to understand. If I had been born there and had lived there all my > life there I would definitely prefer to die a virgin. > > So a feminist walks into a bar and sez, "That's not funny!" Oh yes it is! > > SW > > In a message dated 6/6/2012 11:13:56 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, > fh...@townandcountryins.com writes: > > Talk about flaunting his golden moments (real or imagined), Sleaze is > not afraid to subject himself to the wrath of those easily offended and the > feminist element. As a fellow dirty old man, I found this to be > entertaining and in keeping with B Morgan’s literary essays of love and > adventure. I think he wrote this in light of the recent string on subjects > inappropriate for this venue. Whether there is any truth in this or not, do > you think Ann might be pissed? Keep up the entertaining work, Sleaze. You > have more guts than I do. I’ve had my turn at being chastised but then I > uttered the unmentionable, conservative politics.**** > > ** ** > > Geezer (outlived)**** > > ** ** > ------------------------------ > > *From:* bmorgan...@aol.com [mailto:bmorgan...@aol.com] > *Sent:* Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:56 AM > *To:* texascavers@texascavers.com > *Subject:* [Texascavers] Dirty old men**** > > ** ** > > Caver cunnie is the best! Let's face it Cave Chicks are hot, that is why I > go to cave gatherings. You think I do it for the caves? Yet another cold > dark hole in the ground? No, I prefer warm. I have porked more > different mud covered pud muffins due to chance encounters at the hot tub > than at any other venue or from any other demographic group. Discos just > don't work for me.**** > > **** > > As a case in point, after boffing various bimbos at various cave > gatherings I met my life partner, the estimable Dr. Ann, some twenty or so > years ago at the hot tub at the Old Timers. While recovering from a brutal > hangover I saw what I thought to be an unknown hot caver chick headed for > the tub so I set out in hot pursuit. I asked her name and she replied, > "Maybe you will remember when I take my clothes off". Unfortunately I > didn't and she was clearly hurt. Then suddenly I remembered, we had talked > for hours several days before while she was naked and I was clothed. Then I > tried out a standard line, "I only wanted to probe your mind". Despite > Ann's high IQ it worked like a charm and she swooned. I turned to a friend > and said, "This one's in the bag!"**** > > **** > > As for being a dirty old man and the improbability of actually scoring, I > would remind you that it is better to be a dirty old man than any of the > possible other alternatives. In my quiet moments I like to reflect upon > conquests past. If only I could remember why? Perhaps some day I will > achieve the status of my old caver friend Bill Berryhill who dearly loved > women but who outlived his ability to do anything about it. Nevertheless he > could still crawl and could still dream so nothing suited him better than > to go down a hands and knees crawl close behind a beauteous butt and sniff > the air for panties!**** > > **** > > Sleazeweazel**** > > **** > > > > -- *Go find out!* -Heather Tuček UT Grotto TSA Membership Chair NSS 59660 (512) 773-1348 trog...@cavechat.org
