Rusticaver:
How dare you question my belief in Oztotl? Have I not knelt before the
shrine lo these many times? Have I not sacrificed virgins? Have I not gargled
with the holy water?
It is true that my review of history causes me to fear all other forms of
false religion, including that of the Hebes, but has not Oztotl revealed his
many splendors unto me, his marvels manifest?
I am unjustly accused of the religion of science and environmentalism, for
these are not matters of faith. For those for whom these are matters of
faith I recommend the pantheism of Avatar in which the blue monkeys from outer
space hold communion with other life forms by means of the pigtailed
umbilicus. They live in a world much like our own, mostly composed of floating
karst wherein they ride giant brightly colored reptilian bats. Their
religion may be true too, but it is extraterrestrial and hence irrelevant.
Here in the subterranean realm there is but one true God and his name is
Oztotl! Hollowed be thy name!
Your most humble servant and seeker of the truth,
Sleazeweazel
