Can we pre-filter messages (ie. before they are sent to the list) and remove any ones that contain the words:
God, oztotl, religion, etc ? From: wesley s [mailto:mudmal...@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 12:07 PM To: wo...@justfamily.org; bmorgan...@aol.com Cc: texascavers@texascavers.com Subject: RE: [Texascavers] What is it that we fear here? Well done sir! Mediation at it's finest. The question now is, will these unruly opinionated cavers (myself especially) heed your suggestion to leave well enough alone? We shall see... Wes~ > From: wo...@justfamily.org > Date: Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:52:41 -0600 > To: bmorgan...@aol.com > CC: texascavers@texascavers.com > Subject: Re: [Texascavers] What is it that we fear here? > > Not just you SW, but everyone, lets leave the religions out of this, > caving rarely relates to it and should be moved to the Off-Topic list. > > Charles > > On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 9:43 AM, <bmorgan...@aol.com> wrote: > > Rusticaver: > > > > How dare you question my belief in Oztotl? Have I not knelt before the > > shrine lo these many times? Have I not sacrificed virgins? Have I not > > gargled with the holy water? > > > > It is true that my review of history causes me to fear all other forms of > > false religion, including that of the Hebes, but has not Oztotl revealed his > > many splendors unto me, his marvels manifest? > > > > I am unjustly accused of the religion of science and environmentalism, for > > these are not matters of faith. For those for whom these are matters of > > faith I recommend the pantheism of Avatar in which the blue monkeys from > > outer space hold communion with other life forms by means of the pigtailed > > umbilicus. They live in a world much like our own, mostly composed of > > floating karst wherein they ride giant brightly colored reptilian bats. > > Their religion may be true too, but it is extraterrestrial and hence > > irrelevant. > > > > Here in the subterranean realm there is but one true God and his name is > > Oztotl! Hollowed be thy name! > > > > Your most humble servant and seeker of the truth, > > > > Sleazeweazel > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Visit our website: http://texascavers.com > To unsubscribe, e-mail: texascavers-unsubscr...@texascavers.com > For additional commands, e-mail: texascavers-h...@texascavers.com > ________________________________ Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. Sign up now. <http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/196390709/direct/01/> -- IMPORTANT NOTICE: The contents of this email and any attachments are confidential and may also be privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately and do not disclose the contents to any other person, use it for any purpose, or store or copy the information in any medium. Thank you.