Charles,

there was no reason to drag religion into my story about The Shroud of
Turin having been in a cave.  And there was no reason to call me one of
those atheist.

I doubt that I am an atheist.  I am just really weird.  I have seen things
- unexplainable things.  I have had 8 close calls with death - 4 in a
cave.  I have already purchased my plot and superstitiously sense the
banshees are closely following me - sometime very closely like buzzards,
especially when I smell my caver friends smoking strange smelling tiny
cigarettes or that big glass tube thing.

Sometimes, maybe right now, I feel I might even be like actor Bruce Willis
in "The Sixth Sense" - not knowing that I am really just an apparition,  or
worse, that all of us are just apparitions tied into The Matrix.

I lean towards Ganesha, as his story is the most logical of all the
hybrid-human-god stories, except that I seriously doubt he was a real
pachyderm.

I have prayed to God, Allah and Buddha that they all send my soul to
whereever they sent my hell-raising Grandpa, but to let me go caving to the
caves on my Bucket List first.

David Locklear

P.S.  I come from a Puritan-like family - all fanactical Protestants -
mostly Baptist and Methodist, and wife being of the Virgin of Guadalupe
Cult, and an ex-girlfriend that was Mormon ( she said that she would not do
me unless I went to the tabernacle first, and so, after nearly 4 years of
divine f*rnification, that one hour of suffering at the tabernacle
enlightened me )
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