That was beautiful. On Fri, Mar 30, 2018, 9:24 PM David <dlocklea...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Charles, > > there was no reason to drag religion into my story about The Shroud of > Turin having been in a cave. And there was no reason to call me one of > those atheist. > > I doubt that I am an atheist. I am just really weird. I have seen things > - unexplainable things. I have had 8 close calls with death - 4 in a > cave. I have already purchased my plot and superstitiously sense the > banshees are closely following me - sometime very closely like buzzards, > especially when I smell my caver friends smoking strange smelling tiny > cigarettes or that big glass tube thing. > > Sometimes, maybe right now, I feel I might even be like actor Bruce Willis > in "The Sixth Sense" - not knowing that I am really just an apparition, or > worse, that all of us are just apparitions tied into The Matrix. > > I lean towards Ganesha, as his story is the most logical of all the > hybrid-human-god stories, except that I seriously doubt he was a real > pachyderm. > > I have prayed to God, Allah and Buddha that they all send my soul to > whereever they sent my hell-raising Grandpa, but to let me go caving to the > caves on my Bucket List first. > > David Locklear > > P.S. I come from a Puritan-like family - all fanactical Protestants - > mostly Baptist and Methodist, and wife being of the Virgin of Guadalupe > Cult, and an ex-girlfriend that was Mormon ( she said that she would not do > me unless I went to the tabernacle first, and so, after nearly 4 years of > divine f*rnification, that one hour of suffering at the tabernacle > enlightened me ) > _______________________________________________ > Texascavers mailing list | http://texascavers.com > Texascavers@texascavers.com | Archives: > http://www.mail-archive.com/texascavers@texascavers.com/ > http://lists.texascavers.com/listinfo/texascavers >
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