Subject: Fwd: : Amusing! >> >> >> >>12of the finest unintentional double-entendres aired on British TV andradio - >> >>1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really alovely horse. I >>once >>rode her mother.' >> >> >>2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it whenDaryl Gibson >>comes inside of him.' >> >> >>3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava >>fromBulgaria . >>I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' >> >> >>4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn'tthat >>nice. >>The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox ofthe Oxford crew.' >> >> >>5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) isplaying >>so >>well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out hisballs and kisses >>them. >>Oh my god !! What have I just said??' >> >> >>6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time TeamLive' >>said: >>'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' >> >> >>7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to havesnowed and >>didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where'sthat eight inches >>you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have toleave the set, but half >>the >>crew did too, because they were laughing sohard! >> >> >>8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much bettertoday >>after >>a 69 yesterday.' >> >> >>9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:'There's >>nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night likethis. ' >> >> >>10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports':'Stephen >>Hendry >>jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' >> >> >>11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a >>maleastronomer >>for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'Theyseem cold out >>there. >>They're rubbing each other and he's only come inhis shorts.' >> >> >>12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie FannySunneson >>lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likesto use Fanny; >>other >>weeks he prefers to do it by himself.' >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
