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>From another group *HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER*
*Enjoy the Fun & the Pun.* *Q: Can February March?* *A: No. But April May!* *Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?* *A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!* *Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?* *A: I better not tell you, it might spread!* *Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?* *A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?* *Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?* *A: Kid: The lunch bell!* *Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?* *A: You’re pointless!* *Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?* *A: Transparents!* *Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?* *A: A Barbercue!* *Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal* *A: A cereal killer!* *Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?* *A: Urgent Tina!* *Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?* *A: A heavy discussion!* *Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?* *A: Nostalgia!* *Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?* *A: Thunderwear!* *Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?* *A: Trouble!* *Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?* *A: The dock!* *Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?* *A: A Mer-Maid!* *Q: Why can't a leopard hide?* *A: Because he's always spotted!* *Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?* *A: Because then it would be a foot!* *Q: Why did the barber win the race?* *A: Because he took a short cut!* *Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?* *A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!* *Q: Why did the tomato turn red?* *A: It saw the salad dressing!* *Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?* *A: To get a root canal!* *Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?* *A: Because they're all in High School!* *Q: Why was the maths book sad?* *A: Because it had too many problems!* Sent from my iPhone -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/869CFBA4-0919-4851-8D70-FD84A427780C%40gmail.com.