๐๐ On Sat, 29 May 2021 at 21:39, cnu pne <srinivasan.ms2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> As safety precaution keep > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Thatha_Patty" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/869CFBA4-0919-4851-8D70-FD84A427780C%40gmail.com > . > > From another group > *HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER* > > *Enjoy the Fun & the Pun.* > > *Q: Can February March?* > *A: No. But April May!* > > *Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?* > *A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!* > > *Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?* > *A: I better not tell you, it might spread!* > > *Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?* > *A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?* > > *Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?* > *A: Kid: The lunch bell!* > > *Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?* > *A: Youโre pointless!* > > *Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?* > *A: Transparents!* > > *Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?* > *A: A Barbercue!* > > *Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal* > *A: A cereal killer!* > > *Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?* > *A: Urgent Tina!* > > *Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?* > *A: A heavy discussion!* > > *Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?* > *A: Nostalgia!* > > *Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?* > *A: Thunderwear!* > > *Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?* > *A: Trouble!* > > *Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?* > *A: The dock!* > > *Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?* > *A: A Mer-Maid!* > > *Q: Why can't a leopard hide?* > *A: Because he's always spotted!* > > *Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?* > *A: Because then it would be a foot!* > > *Q: Why did the barber win the race?* > *A: Because he took a short cut!* > > *Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?* > *A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!* > > *Q: Why did the tomato turn red?* > *A: It saw the salad dressing!* > > *Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?* > *A: To get a root canal!* > > *Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?* > *A: Because they're all in High School!* > > *Q: Why was the maths book sad?* > *A: Because it had too many problems!* > > Sent from my iPhone > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Thatha_Patty" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/869CFBA4-0919-4851-8D70-FD84A427780C%40gmail.com > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZorbd0-Kvhsh-Wmixd6R5L-Q7L3jk1k1G1eOHEzLzKk7dg%40mail.gmail.com.