Sir, Excellent two liners and punch lines. The seventh Punch about thinking and toilet, I am not able to make out.Gopalakrishnan
On Friday, 24 May, 2024 at 10:33:45 am IST, Rama <kaviran...@gmail.com> wrote: Some brief two-liners for your enjoyment. The difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.A tax is a fine for doing well. Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins. There are two kinds of people who don't say much:Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. They say that alcohol kills slowly.So what? Who's in a hurry? Alcohol and calculus don't mix.Never drink and derive One nice thing about egoists:They don't talk about other people. *Some Puns:* 1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. 3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred. A man running behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood! 7. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas". Cheers Rama On Fri, 24 May, 2024, 10:31 Rama, <kaviran...@gmail.com> wrote: *🌹Just like there's a key to every lock, there's a solution to every problem too.* *You'll find yours very soon; don't lose hope.* CheersRama -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "iyer123" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to iyer123+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAKaWjR%3D1kSSBygRjGcbB0c2dGLeO0GYOFq3T903xbZ2RTdSWqA%40mail.gmail.com. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/1937071159.2394049.1716529015999%40mail.yahoo.com.