Underground isn't the same anymore. ---- Original message ---- >Date: Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:43:08 -0400 >From: "michael sylvester" <msylves...@copper.net> >Subject: [tips] Couldn't resist >To: "Teaching in the Psychological Sciences (TIPS)" <tips@acsun.frostburg.edu> > > We all have heard "the dog chew my homework excuse" > but a police arrest in Central Florida could be > viewed as > an upgrade of the fundamental animal behavior > attribution.The police arrested a man for > downloading porn on his computer. His excuse > was-"the cat jumped on the keyboard and caused porn > to be downloaded." > Btw,is it possible to condition a pigeon to turn on > a computer,check your e-mail,and send a message like > "you've got mail" to your cell phone? I have heard > of animals dialing 911. > Please note that even though I am underground you > can still send me something. > > Michael Sylvester,PhD > Daytona Beach,Florida > > --- > To make changes to your subscription contact: > > Bill Southerly (bsouthe...@frostburg.edu) Bob Wildblood, PhD, HSPP Lecturer in Psychology Indiana University Kokomo Kokomo, IN 46904-9003 rwild...@iuk.edu - drb...@erols.com 765-236-0583 - 765-776-1727 The soundest argument will produce no more conviction in an empty head than the most superficial declamation; as a feather and a guinea fall with equal velocity in a vacuum. - Charles Caleb Colton, author and clergyman (1780-1832)
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