Hi Grace,
I certainly hope that your day today didn't begin with as much exercise
as yesterday did!
I hate days like that.
Hopefully, today is better for you...
Put off doing calisthenics for a few days!!!!
Mary W Grass Valley Ca
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AAARGH! The day started off semi bad.
Was walking through my bedroom and my toe happened to touch---just touch---a
folded pair of blue jean shorts that I had lain on my floor. The end
result being that I almost tripped and went into a pinwheel--old arms a
flyin'---motion across my bedroom floor, to barely make it to the safety of the
bed where I landed in a very unladylike heap. Next, it was off the the
bathroom to attempt the morning *pee*. Still being half asleep, I very
undecorously flopped down onto the commode, only to miss it by *half a
numb butt cheek*, doing an unceremonious roll into the wall and toilet
paper holder----but (No pun intended.) I still managed to stay seated. The
bath went well. Getting dressed was another shock. Since
beginning the steroids I've gained weight, but not a huge amount.
Still, my underwear (I wear the old fashioned *Bubba Briefs*) should
fit....Right? Wrong! The danged things curl up in a ball and sit
right under my belly----I look and feel like Homer Simpson. Viewing
this in my full length bedroom mirror was absolutely mortifying.
There I was in all of my glory, big ol' belly sticking out like a five month
pregnancy, bird legs with knobby knees, a puffy full moon face AND the worst
part.......the beginnings of a moustache on my upper lip. I've also
lately discovered just the hint of beginning sideburns. I'm so
sad. Before TM/Devic's I was considered to be a middle aged fox, but
now........OH MY!
Grace
:-(
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