A little consolation for the battered hearts and the bruised egos, have a
look.
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog
coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back
again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.
He takes the note and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,
please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks
inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten-dollar note there. So he takes
the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's
mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he
decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.
So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level
crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then
it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it
walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The dog
then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher
is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it.
The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket, which
is tied to its belt to the bus conductor.
The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in
the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside waiting
for the bus stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog
stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for
the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house
very close to the stop.
It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it
approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads
towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it
several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher
watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him
and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this,
runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog
is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy
responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that
this stupid dog's forgotten his key."
Moral of the Story : You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but
shall always fall short of the boss' expectations. It's a dog's life after
all..
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