silly.......... On 12/2/09, paida <[email protected]> wrote: > A little consolation for the battered hearts and the bruised egos, have a > look. > > > > A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog > coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back > again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. > He takes the note and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, > please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks > inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten-dollar note there. So he takes > the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's > mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he > decides to shut the shop and follow the dog. > > So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level > crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then > it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it > walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The dog > then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher > is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. > The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket, which > is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. > > > > The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in > the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside waiting > for the bus stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog > stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for > the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house > very close to the stop. > > > > It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it > approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads > towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it > several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher > watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him > and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this, > runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog > is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy > responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that > this stupid dog's forgotten his key." > > > > Moral of the Story : You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but > shall always fall short of the boss' expectations. It's a dog's life after > all.. > > > > > > -- > > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. > > >
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