Tasmaluv wanyanya > Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:43:15 +0200 > Subject: Kuonererwa: Musaonererwe esp. nechirungu > From: [email protected] > To: [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected] > > Hamundide drives into a service station in Zvishavane from Mberengwa > in his battered skyline, clad in shorts, North star, potato cut and "I > love NY" Cap. He hands the attendant the keys complete with a > beautifulTupac key ring. > > Hamu: "Zadzai neBlend Ishe" > > Attendant: "How much?" > > Hamu: "Changamire, inga ndati zadzai wani!" > > Attendant: "I only speak English!" > > Hamu: "No problem! Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound > desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, > I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, > a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane > rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of > perambulation to the brim." > > Attendant: "Heh?" > > Hamu: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only English?" > > Attendant: "English? That is not English!" > > Hamu: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you > do not even recognize the language, which you allege to be your > singular means of Communication? " > > Attendant: "Aah!" Regai ndidire!!!!! > > > > > > > > *************************************************************************** > To recipient: This email/fax is meant for only the intended recipient > of the transmission, and may > be a communication privileged by law. Internet communications are not > secure and therefore Alliance One International, Inc. > does not accept legal responsibility for the contents of this message. > If you received this email/fax in error, > any review, retransmission, use, dissemination, distribution, or > copying of this email/fax or taking of any > action in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other > than the intended recipient is strictly prohibited. > Please notify us immediately of the error by return e-mail/fax and > please delete this message from your system. > In addition, Alliance One International, Inc. does not warrant that > any attachments are free from viruses or other defects. > The reader assumes all liability for any loss, damage or other > consequences from opening the attachments. > Thank you in advance for your cooperation. > *************************************************************************** > > > > > > -- > God's grace is more than enough > > > > -- > God is love... > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. >
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