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Telephone 263-04-308400 Ext. 2299 Direct Line 263-04-32602299 [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> www.oldmutual.co.zw<http://www.oldmutual.co.zw> "Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you the kingdom." Luke 12:32 From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of tendai manuel Sent: Friday, November 12, 2010 5:22 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Kuonererwa: Musaonererwe esp. nechirungu gud one manje hehehehehhee --- On Thu, 11/11/10, Simanga Madhlabuta <[email protected]> wrote: From: Simanga Madhlabuta <[email protected]> Subject: Kuonererwa: Musaonererwe esp. nechirungu To: "Edzai Munyaradzi" <[email protected]>, [email protected], "batlet" <[email protected]> Date: Thursday, 11 November, 2010, 10:43 Hamundide drives into a service station in Zvishavane from Mberengwa in his battered skyline, clad in shorts, North star, potato cut and "I love NY" Cap. He hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautifulTupac key ring. Hamu: "Zadzai neBlend Ishe" Attendant: "How much?" Hamu: "Changamire, inga ndati zadzai wani!" Attendant: "I only speak English!" Hamu: "No problem! Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim." Attendant: "Heh?" Hamu: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only English?" Attendant: "English? That is not English!" Hamu: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do not even recognize the language, which you allege to be your singular means of Communication? " Attendant: "Aah!" Regai ndidire!!!!! *************************************************************************** To recipient: This email/fax is meant for only the intended recipient of the transmission, and may be a communication privileged by law. Internet communications are not secure and therefore Alliance One International, Inc. does not accept legal responsibility for the contents of this message. If you received this email/fax in error, any review, retransmission, use, dissemination, distribution, or copying of this email/fax or taking of any action in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is strictly prohibited. Please notify us immediately of the error by return e-mail/fax and please delete this message from your system. In addition, Alliance One International, Inc. does not warrant that any attachments are free from viruses or other defects. The reader assumes all liability for any loss, damage or other consequences from opening the attachments. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. *************************************************************************** -- God's grace is more than enough -- God is love... -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]</mc/[email protected]>. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]</mc/[email protected]>. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. Disclaimer and Confidentiality ********************************************************************** http://www.oldmutual.co.zw/disclaimer/disclaimer.asp ********************************************************************** P Please consider the environment before printing this email -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en.
