Now i want to be a monk...lol On 1/19/11, Tinashe Musere <[email protected]> wrote: > a good lol > > On 19/01/2011, Tsungi Mukandi <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> *Something to make you laugh on a cold Tuesday morning.* >>> >>> A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes >>> to >>> the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you >>> think I could stay the night?" >>> >>> The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fixed his car. >>> As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next >>> morning, >>> he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. >>> You're not a monk." >>> >>> The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry >>> way. >>> >>> Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same >>> monastery. >>> The monks accept him, feed him, and fixed his car. That night, he hears >>> the >>> same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he >>> asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a >>> monk." >>> >>> The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I >>> can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a >>> monk?" >>> >>> The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades >>> of >>> grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these >>> numbers, you will become a monk." >>> >>> The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and >>> knocks >>> on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and >>> have >>> found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass >>> and >>> 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth." >>> >>> The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show >>> you the way to the sound." >>> >>> The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The >>> sound is right behind that door." >>> >>> The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real >>> funny, >>> may I have the key?" >>> >>> The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door >>> is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. >>> The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of >>> ruby. >>> >>> He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door >>> is >>> another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had >>> gone >>> through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst... >>> >>> Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." >>> >>> The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and >>> behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. >>> >>> But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk. >>> >> >> -- >> >> ....Loving God includes loving people. You`ve got to love both. 1 John >> 4:21 >> (MSG) >> >> -- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "tribewithavibe" group. >> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >> [email protected]. >> For more options, visit this group at >> http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. >> >> > > > -- > Best Regards > > Tinashe Musere > Love God, love His people! > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. > >
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