Lol just wanted to make you guys laugh so you forget that you`re not eating meat during lunch!
On Wed, Jan 19, 2011 at 12:57 PM, Smanga Madhlabuta <[email protected]>wrote: > Ahh u made me read all this for nothin... > > Regards, > > Simanga > Sent from my iPhone > > On Jan 19, 2011, at 12:28 PM, Tsungi Mukandi <[email protected]> > wrote: > > *Something to make you laugh on a cold Tuesday morning.* >> >> A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes >> to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you >> think I could stay the night?" >> >> The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fixed his car. >> As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, >> he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. >> You're not a monk." >> >> The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry >> way. >> >> Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. >> The monks accept him, feed him, and fixed his car. That night, he hears the >> same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he >> asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a >> monk." >> >> The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I >> can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a >> monk?" >> >> The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of >> grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these >> numbers, you will become a monk." >> >> The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks >> on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have >> found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and >> 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth." >> >> The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show >> you the way to the sound." >> >> The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The >> sound is right behind that door." >> >> The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real >> funny, may I have the key?" >> >> The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door >> is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. >> The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of >> ruby. >> >> He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is >> another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone >> through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst... >> >> Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." >> >> The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and >> behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. >> >> But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk. >> > > -- > > ....Loving God includes loving people. You`ve got to love both. 1 John > 4:21 (MSG) > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<tribewithavibe%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. > -- ....Loving God includes loving people. You`ve got to love both. 1 John 4:21 (MSG) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en.
