Lol thats a good one!
On Wed, Jan 19, 2011 at 1:00 PM, Simbarashe Mupfekeri <[email protected]>wrote: > WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!! > > Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a > well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. > > > "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of > your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered > vacuum cleaners." > "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded > to > close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door > and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at > Least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse > manure onto my hallway carpet. > > "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this manure from your > carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder." > I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because > they cut off my electricity this morning". > > > > Moral of the story > > Know your environment before you promise! > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "tribewithavibe" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<tribewithavibe%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en. > > -- ....Loving God includes loving people. You`ve got to love both. 1 John 4:21 (MSG) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en.
