[TruthTalk] "GILLES GORED BY BULL-DIKE IN BEANTOWN BROUHAHA"

[ELSMANLAW]

SAINTS ALIVE:
                EMERGENCY INTERRUPTION:  A FRIEND OF DAVID MILLER AND YOUR NEW MEMBER, J.D., THE 5 FT., 270 LB. BUTTER-BALL FROM CALIF., CALLED ME OUT OF BED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I SHOULD IMMEDIATELY CONTACT MILLER AND J.D. SMITHSON WITH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, AND I COULD ONLY THINK OF THIS VENUE. JIM GILLES SAID:
             "SEE THE BOSTON GLOBE OF TODAY.  FRONT PAGE.  JIM GILLES AND THE PREACHER BOYS ARE INVEIGHING AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE IN KERRY'S STATE.  MEDIA ALL OVER .   COPS ALL OVER.  IRISH COPS SUPPORT GILLES FOR FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE OF PROTEST.   HIDDEN VIDEO CAMS NOT NECESSARY , EXCEPT FOR ASSAULTS BY BULLS.  BULL-DIKE GORED GILLES.   300 LBS. OF BULL-DIKE, BIGGER THAN BUTTER-BALL SMITHSON .   BEANTOWN BROUHAHA."
              YOU MAY ASK:  "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH OUR HEAVY ISSUES OF HOW MANY MORMON  JEWISH INDIANS CAN SIT ON A PIN?   IS JESUS IN ME, OUT OF ME, OR HOVERING OVER ME?   MOON CALENDAR V. SUN CALENDAR? ETC."
               WELL, JUST THIS:  LET ME SAY , AS A MATURE 67-YEAR OLD  HARVARD/ MICHIGAN  TWO -FISTED TRIAL LAWYER FROM DETROIT THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH TWO REAL BANANAS,  IN DAVID MILLER & J.D. SMITHSON:
                1.  I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT, AS I CAN SEE BY READING THE TEA-LEAVES OF YOUR POSTS THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT THEY ARE PROUD PHARISEES THAT KNOW EVERYTHING ON EVERY ISSUE, THOUGH J.D. IS JUST  RECENTLY BECOMING KNOWN TO YOU.  TRUST ME, HE IS JUST LIKE MILLER,  & THEY HAVE RECENTLY BECOME SIMPATICO WITH EACH OTHER & WILL GANG-YOU.
                 2.  MILLER IS A BASKET-CASE.  HE JUST CLOSED DOWN A "LIST" OF OPEN-AIR PREACHERS AND "ANTI-ABORTS", BECAUSE HE DID NOT LIKE TO TAKE THE HEAT OF THE KITCHEN.  HE IS A NICE GUY WHEN YOU SOCIALIZE WITH HIM, BUT A REAL BACK-STABBER AND PROUD MAN, BUT WORSE, A LIAR!!   HE IS A HAGINITE, AND BELIEVES IN ALL MANNER OF FALSE DOCTRINE & WILL NOT EVEN REBUKE BENNY HINN.  HE LIVES THIS IDEALIZED LIFE ON "GLORY ST. IN BEVERLY HILLS, WITH HIS PURE WHITE 5 GIRLS & WIFE (CHRISTMAS CARD SCENE)" ---PURE  TULSA "HEALTH & WEALTH".  ON THE OTHER HAND, HE WORKS VERY HARD AT HIS COMPUTER BIZ, AND IS VERY WELL-READ, VERY BRIGHT, BUT PROUD.
            LATELY, HE HAS BRAGGED ABOUT GETTING A "CHURCH ASST. PASTORATE ASSIGNMENT" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT WE ARE ALL  ACTUALLY BETTING ON HOW LONG HE WILL LAST, GETTING ALONG WITH A LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE. ( CALL IT "CASTING LOTS", IF GAMBLING BOTHERS YOU.)
              MILLER  GOES INTO THESE PERIODS OF SELF-CONFESSED DEPRESSION , WHERE HE FEELS LIKE HE IS DYING, AND HAS VISIONS THAT ARE OUT-OF -BODY, AND ARE  ALL ABOUT HIS SIN.  HE MEETS JESUS AND TELLS ABOUT IT.   I TELL HIM THAT IF HE HAS A II CORINTH. 12 EXPERIENCE, JUST TO SHUT HIS MOUTH, LIKE  ST. PAUL HAD TO, AS HE IS THE LAUGHING-STOCK OF OUR PREACHER GROUP.
                  WHEN HE IS IN A  MANIC FRENZY, HE GOES ON THE ATTACK.  JUST THIS WEEK, ONE DAY BEFORE HE WAS TO CLOSE THE "LIST" , BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTS HIS OWN WAY, HE CALLED ME A "WOMANIZER", BASED ON NO EVIDENCE OF SEX, JUST BEING FRIENDLY WITH WAITRESSES!!!   (HIS SPINELESS EXCUSE WAS THAT HE DID NOT KNOW THAT "WOMANIZER" WAS LIKE CLINTON AND KENNEDY HAVING SEX WITH ANY SKIRT THAT WALKED BY.  HE SAID HE HAD TO GO TO THE DICTIONARY, AND  WE LOST ALL FAITH IN HIS ABILITY TO TELL TRUTH.)  HE IS A LIAR  & RISKS THE LAKE OF FIRE , PER THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS OF YOU -KNOW -WHAT BOOK THAT ENDS THE BIBLE & ENDS WORLDLY EXISTENCE.   I CALLED HIM UP AND TOLD HIM GUYS HAD BEEN SHOT FOR LESS, AND HE WROTE A RATIONALIZED  APOLOGY, BUT CONTINUED TO ATTACK ME, THIS TIME FOR "SEX HARASSMENT" AT A PREACHERS CONFERENCE WHERE I SPOKE.  AGAIN, IT TURNS OUT, HE HAD NO FIRST-HAND KNOWLEDGE AND COULD PRODUCE NO WITNESSES, BUT HE REFUSED TO REPENT AND APOLOGIZE, AND JUST SHUT DOWN THE "LIST" , WITH THAT HANGING OVER MY HEAD ( HIS BEST EVIDENCE WAS THAT I DID NOT BUTTON ENOUGH BUTTONS ON MY SHIRT SOME 6 YEARS AGO---I HAVE NO RECALL OF SUCH TRIPE.)  HE IS ONE SICK PUPPY, AND I HAVE JUST SCRATCHED THE SURFACE.
                 3 .  NOW, ABOUT THIS J.D. SMITHSON.  I WARN YOU.  THAT GUY IS UP TO NO GOOD, AND IS JUST SNEAKING INTO YOUR SITE, SO BE READY.
                       BEFORE THE "LIST" WAS SHUT DOWN, HE AND MILLER BONDED, BUT WE ONLY GOT TO KNOW SMITHSON FOR A WEEK.  IN THAT WEEK, WE LEARNED:
                A.  HE WAS A FLUNK-OUT FROM THE 5-FOLD MINISTRY.  (I EVEN HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHERE THE 5-FOLDS WERE IN THE BIBLE----TWO PLACES.)
                 B.  HE WAS A SR. PASTOR FOR 14 YEARS, AND THEN  "QUIT", ACCORDING TO HIM.  WHO KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS HE WAS A "JR. PASTOR".  WHAT IS THE REAL STORY?
                C.  HE IS ABOUT 55+ , AND WHAT DOES HE DO NOW WITH HIS LIFE??   HE IS IN THE BUILDING TRADES, AFTER BEING A CALLED -MINISTER!!  ARE NOT THE GIFTS "WITHOUT REPENTANCE"?
                 ON THE SIDE, AT NIGHT, HE GIVES "CHRISTIAN COUNSELING" TO ANYONE THAT CAN PAY $35 PER -HOUR.
                AT FIRST, HE LED US TO BELIEVE HE WAS A LICENSED PSYCHOLOGIST, WORKING ON HIS "BIG ONE", HIS DOCTORATE.  HE BACKED AWAY FROM THAT QUICKLY IN DECEIT, AND IT APPEARS THAT IN CALIF., ONE CAN GET SOME MAIL-ORDER ORDINATION, AND JUST PREY ON CHURCH PEOPLE , NOT AS A PROFESSIONAL SHRINK, BUT AS A "CHRISTIAN COUNSELOR".
                      HE IS FULL OF VIOLENCE, AND THREATENED MANY OF US TO "COME IN HIS SILVERADO TRUCK WITH HIS SONS TO KNOCK ON OUR DOOR".  HE DOES NOT LIKE BACK-TALK WHEN HE PONTIFICATES.
                     HIS NAPOLEONIC INSECURITIES WERE FURTHER REVEALED WHEN HE DISCLOSED THAT HE WAS ONLY 5 FEET TALL AND WEIGHED SOMETHING LIKE 270.  ONE OF OUR MEMBER CALLED HIM "BUTTERBALL" , AND SO IT STUCK.

                   CAVEAT EMPTOR!!

      I LOVE THOSE TWO GUYS, BUT THEY NEED A DOSE OF JESUS' DISCIPLINE (I.E. HEBREWS 12 "CHASTENING"),  AS WE ALL DO.
                            ---JIM ELSMAN
P.S.
         BACK TO YOUR MORMON INDIANS!!