On Tue, Oct 7, 2008 at 9:40 PM, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > And she was asked if she would like to make an appearance on "Saturday > Night Live," to answer back to Tina Fey's parody of her. > > "I would love to," she said. > > After weeks of waiting for a chance to ask Palin a question, that's > what the press corps came up with? "Would you like to be on Saturday > Night Live?"
I'm shocked the overpaid stenographers didn't just ask her, "How hard is it to be such a cute, cuddly, adorable little chipmunk? Because that's what you are. Yes, you are an adorable chipmunk. Who's an adorable chipmunk? You're an adorable chipmunk," then give her a lollipop and send her off to play Candyland with the rest of her chums. I wrote a comedy sketch that never got made featuring George W. Bush, but with a little rewrite it could work for Palin. She sits at a student's desk in a classroom and the teacher writes the word "ear" on the board. "Ear," Palin proudly reads. The teacher then adds the letters "cl" to the beginning of the word. "Clear," Palin shouts with glee because, after all, she is one smart cookie. The teacher then writes the letters "nu" to the beginning of the word. "New-cue-lar," Palin says, confident in her answer. The teacher rubs his temples, which ache from the pain of failure. They go over it again. And again. Palin insists she is right and the teacher is wrong. Baffgled, the teacher tries other words, all of which get butchered by Palin. Reindeer becomes "rain-dew-lar," premiere becomes "pre-mew-lar," and so on. The Monty Python style ending was that the teacher loses his mind and runs crashing through the classroom window. Palin turns to the camera and says, "oh well, most teachers are registered democrats anyway." Palin's husband wants Alaska to break away from the union. Let 'em. We'd be done with Palin. -- Kevin M. (RPCV) --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Like TV only smarter. You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
