PGage wrote: > On Mon, Oct 20, 2008 at 6:50 PM, Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> === >> And when Chevy Chase says you have no comedic material on a new >> millennium Weekend Update appearance ... you have no comedic material. > > That is the Fat Man calling Little Boy a big bomb. > > It is a bit harsh though. I think Sarah Palin is the great whore of > Babylon, but even I would not put her in the same league of Update > disasters as Chevy Chase's last effort...
October 6th, 2007 Seth Meyers: While the 2008 election is still more than a year off, the campaign is already well underway. Here now with an in-depth look is our former Senior Political Correspondent, Chevy Chase. [Very loud and lengthy applause] Chevy Chase: [On phone] You're my son; I love you. You're going blind? You are doing it right. I gotta go. [Hangs phone up] Good evening, I still am, you're still not. [Applause] Thank you Bob. [Reads news sheet upside down] ...Oh. In a startling moment during Wednesday's democratic debate, former Senator Mike Gravel's head exploded. Then in a chain reaction spreading from one candidate's lector to the next, John Edwards' hair parted itself on the opposite side, Barack Obama's ears flapped uncontrollably, Hilary Clinton shot up in the polls, and Dennis Kucinich simply...vanished, leaving his little blue suit displayed out over the podium. On Tuesday, Barack Obama posed a plan to eliminate all the nuclear weapons in the world. Noble idea. He also hosts to save the polar ice caps, whales, make love and not war, and to buy the world a Coke. Let's take a closer look at the Republican candidates, shall we? [Examines photo of Republican candidates from left to right] Okay then. As we trail along, we must remember the key states of South Carolina, New Hampshire, Florida and Tennessee. Former Senator and actor Fred Thompson said Monday that he'd been certain of Saddam Hussein's Weapons of Mass Destruction prior to 2003's lead invasion. He added...[Falls asleep and snores] During which his subordinates filed out for pigs in a blanket. While campaigning out in New Hampshire, Rudy Guiliani stated that his cores for his votes are evangelical voters, because he appeals on religious issues. While Mormons can relate to him because he's had a few wives, Catholics can appeal to him because his son hates him. Rudy finds the idea of abortion morally repugnant, but feels that women should have the right to choose to divorce him. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney, pulling ever-so-close in the polls, admitted that his name is indeed Rubber Mittens, and he does indeed comb his hair with olive oil and a fork. Hillary Clinton's campaign announced last Monday that her campaign raised over $27 million in the last quarter, much of it legally. Clinton now leads Rudy Guiliani 51% to 43%. This is causing the former mayor to appear in a sound bite with a surgical mask, shoulders covered in dust, saying "What happened? Call the cops! Am I on camera? Is this thing on?" Earlier, I used the term "pigs in a blanket" while referring to Fred Thompson, and I don't know what came over me. I apologize. [A photo of Fred Thompson in a blanket appears; Chase imitates a pig oinking] And that's politics. Back to you Fred! --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Like TV only smarter. You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
