It has been a long, long time since I've been a regular part of this group, but I collaborated with Tom for many years on Aaron's TV Barn newsletter and always admired his wit, though sometimes I must admit I was a bit perturbed by his lack of punctuality in submitting his content. But when it did arrive, I always got a smile out of his clever contributions. I have gathered some of them below, for those of you who remember when the lineups used to include "the fake one."
--Sue Trowbridge OPRAH on VACATION, Harpo Mo 1/2 You Go Girlfriend! Tu 1/3 Wooooooooooooooo! We 1/4 Oh Lordy. Th 1/5 Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm. Fr 1/6 Every busboy here gets a new car! THE DAVID MORSE SHOW, Dot TV Mo 6/26 .--. .- .-. .. ... / .... .. .-.. - --- -. --..-- / ... .... .. . .-.. -.. ... / .- -. -.. / -.-- .- .-. -. . .-.. .-.. Tu 6/27 . .-.. .- -.-- -. . / -... --- --- ... .-.. . .-. --..-- / .-. .. -.-. .... .- .-. -.. / .... .- -. -.. .- .-.. We 6/28 .--- --- -. / -.. . .-.. ..-. .. -. --..-- / -.- . ...- .. -. / ... .--. .- -.-. . -.-- Th 6/29 -- .- .-. .. --- / -.-. .- -. - --- -. . --..-- / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. / .... ..- -- .- -. / - .-. .. -.-. -.- ... Fr 6/30 .--- .- -.-. -.- / .... .- -. -. .- / .- -. -.. / .- / ..-. .-.. --- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. / ... . .- --. ..- .-.. .-.. ... THE PAT ROBERTSON WEATHER REPORT, 700 CLUB Mo 7/10 Sunny, highs in the 70s, the anti-Christ is Jewish. Tu 7/11 Partly cloudy with a 20% chance that a plague of locusts will strike Venezuela. We 7/12 Rain showers in the evening, The Smurfs are promoting communism. Th 7/13 Hurricanes will strike anyone who doesn't drink my energy shakes. Fr 7/14 It will be gusty and humid most of the day, oh wait, that's just me. SITCOM, TVLand Mo 7/17 Jack has to pretend he's married to Aunt Bea to inherit Mr. Drummond's millions. Tu 7/18 Lucy and Meathead try to win a talent contest to pay for the inscription on their parent's anniversary gift. We 7/19 Cliff, Norm, and Balki try to prevent the governor from eating the poisoned salsa. Th 7/20 Rob and Lumpy practice rushing to the hospital. Fr 7/21 Cousin Itt and Commissioner Gordon date the Pigeon Sisters NIP / TAYLOR, FX Mo 9/11 After separating a pair of conjoined twins, Dr. Taylor showers them with shopping bags filled with confetti. Tu 9/12 Dr. Taylor's torturous affair with a porn star heats to a boil, in which he showers her with shopping bags filled with confetti. We 9/13 After failing to remove a 900-pound-woman from her vinyl sofa, Dr. Taylor showers her with 10 shopping bags filled with confetti. Th 9/14 While performing emergency surgery on Columbian drug mules, Dr. Taylor discovers that he's been set up and the contents of the otherwise gorgeous Sheila's stomach is two bags worth of confetti. Fr 9/15 After being cleared as a suspect in the infamous "Clutter" serial glitterings, Dr. Taylor wakes to find his gold lame boxer briefs jammed in a paper shredder. THE WAR ON , Fox News Channel Mo 12/26 Kwanzaa Tu 12/27 Valentine's Day We 12/28 White Males Th 12/29 Drugs Fr 12/30 Wars --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to tvornottv@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to tvornottv-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
