JANET AND MUSEVENI TO DIVORCE!! Special report
by Smart Musolin ( Impeccable
information from Nakasero State House has confirmed that
It has been
established that the latest and ongoing misery of Janets in-law Brigadier Henry
Tumukunde currently held at the military senior officers mess,
Sources close to
the first family have seamlessly confirmed that named Brigadier Henry
Tumukundes close business associate, a Swedish national of Ethiopian Eritrea
descent as the new boyfriend of Janet Museveni. Sources have also confirmed that
Museveni hit squad assigned to deal with the Janet boyfriend had code-named the
Swedish-Eritrean boyfriend as Osama. Sources have
further revealed that Janet and her Swedish boyfriend Osama are known to have
met regularly at the Kololo residence of Brigadier Tumukunde, currently detained
by M7 at the senior army officers mess in Kampala. It is understood that the
secret love meetings between Janet and Osama at Brigadier Tumukundes Kololo
resident is what triggered the latest arrest of Henry Tumukunde. In a
complicated twist of events, Janet is now understood to have most recently
donated a newly acquired multi-million dollar residence in
It is now
understood that the family wrangle began when M7 paid a secret visit to
residence of Mr Mugisha Muhwezi the Jinja Resident District Commissioner (RDC)
and close relative of the Jim Muhwezi Katugugu (of the Rev. Katugugu family).
While at the RDCs residence,
Museveni craved for a juicy young woman also cousin to Mugisha Muhwezi called
Hindubi. It is understood that
Hindubi eventually submitted to Musevenis menacing advances. The two spent a
few nights together. M7 understandably met Hindubi more frequently and later got
her pregnant. M7 then arranged for Hindubis employment as a housekeeper in
State House, Nakasero. Reports further
say that to confuse the situation and ensure his love affair with Hindubi
remained secret to Janet, Museveni then faked up a love affair between Hindubi
and his younger brother Major General Caleb Akandanwaho commonly called Salim
Saleh, whom M7 has used as a cover up for most of his corrupt deals. Understandably, Hindubi delivered the M7
baby, the mother was financially facilitated by M7 through Salim Saleh. It so
happens that Caleb Akandwanaho (Salim Saleh) and his sister in law Janet
Museveni still remain on non-speaking terms and have no verbal contacts.
Museveni reportedly continued his love affair with Hindubi and even got a second
child. However,
the secret affair between the two lovebirds (M7 and Hindubi) suffered a massive
setback when Brigadier Tumukunde as the then head of Chieftaincy of Military
Intelligence
(CMI) unearthed the Museveni-Hindubi affair
and the fake role by Salim Saleh. Accordingly Tumukunde passed on this
information to Janet Museveni who broke down to peaces. Janet is reported to
have cried for weeks pleading that although she had known Museveni as a sexual
deviant, she never associated him with house girls. She said, she had no
explanations to offer for why Musevenis choice of their housemaid who was
officially called a housekeeper. It is understood that Janet sought counsel and
support of her family. She explained that while she had learnt to live with
Musevenis infidelity with his women ministers and personal aides, she had never
prepared for love rivalry from their housemaid. Impeccable sources said Janet then arranged
to obtain the hair and blood of the two children from their
It is reported that M7 issued a radio
announcement demoting Tumukunde from his security office. Upon return, a fight
took place between Janet and M7. Janet demanded as part of a peace deal the
reinstatement of Tumukunde. This was strongly opposed by Salim Saleh and others.
Janet brokered a deal that ensured Tumukundes as well as her own survival. She did not need any further DNA on the
children as MY understandably admitted that they were his
children. Tumukunde is reported to have told State
House staff that M7 had played dirty games against his colleagues and that it
was necessary to remove him from power. He also complained that earlier in
November 2000, M7 had duped him with a fake promotion to Brigadier while
demoting him in his duties from Chief of Military Intelligence (CMI) to a mere
military commander in the North. On that occasion, it was Janet who again
rescued Tumukunde by having him transferred to Internal Security Organisation
(ISO). It is understood that on that occasion, Janet personally appointed
Tumukunde onto the Museveni 2001 Re-election campaign. This was done on two
grounds; first to prevent Tumukunde from taking the new posting to the North and
second to enable Janet to use Tumukunde to prevent Yoweri M7s sponsorship of
his numerous girlfriends for parliamentary election as NRM nominees particularly
in The Janet Eritrea boyfriend connection
continued on low heat until late last year 2004, when the Swedish Eritrean began
travels into It is understood, the Eritrean has virtually
taken over the huge mansion bought by M7 for Janet in the eastern
Although, Janet Museveni has tried to keep
appearances just to enable M7 to achieve his set mission, it is understood, that
the family is totally broken up and the ongoing Tumukunde row has baffled even
members of the High Command, Court Martial and NRM who can hardly understand the
machinations. It is also understood, that there was a recent attempt to rescue
Tumukunde from his illegal military detention. Reports suggest that M7 believed
that Tumukundes rescuers if successful were likely to install him as a new
president. M7 is reported to have told his closest allies that he feared that
Tumukunde could be made a leader almost along the lines that former
Accordingly, when M7 learnt yet again that
the Eritrean and Janet were again meeting regularly at Tumukundes residence in
Kololo, he decidedly opted to arrest him after failing to negotiate with him to
set Janet free of the lover-boy. It is understood that Salim Saleh strongly
advised his elder brother M7 to this time stand firm against Tumukunde and
serious consider divorcing Janet. He reportedly told M7, If Nelson Mandela
got rid of Winnie Mandela but managed to even get stronger, why cant you get
rid of this hypocrite who poses as a saved woman yet she is a prostitute. You
have access to any of the beauties in
Security sources in State House, Nakasero have revealed that recently Janet Museveni confronted Salim Saleh in the presence of Museveni and demanded to know why he has been faking himself as the father of Hindubis children. Salim Saleh reported that the first family should not regard him as a semi illiterate any more. He said, he has attained the necessary constitutional qualifications to enable him to become the President whether through a military coup or through elections. The outbursts reportedly went out of hand and attracted several onlookers who pretended not to understand the entire story
for fear of their jobs and their lives. Salim Saleh who sources say had consumed
reasonable quantities of alcohol displayed a lot of unusual courage in facing up
the first couple. Museveni is reported to have sought the assistance of his
support staff to drag away Salim Saleh without at the same time risking him
spilling more beans. The attempts to drag Salim away reportedly turned him more
out of control. He reportedly shouted in both English and Runyankore that You
two are hypocrites who have conned this country for too long and it is essential
that you are ejected from public life back to your small village. For instance
why are you conning the whole world about HIV/AIDS? Which of you adheres to the
ABC semantics of Abstain from sex or Be faithful to your partner or use Condom
if you cannot do A and B? It is understood, Museveni then resorted to making
jokes with Salim as Janet retreated into the residence and onlookers dispersed
with tense pretences that they had seen and heard nothing. It should be strongly noted that Yoweri
Museveni and his family have Swedish citizenship contrary to
Smart Musolin The Mulindwas Communication Group
"With Yoweri Museveni, Uganda is in anarchy" Groupe de communication Mulindwas "avec Yoweri Museveni, l'Ouganda est dans l'anarchie" |
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