To everyone in the neighborhood who figured I was just some ne'er-do-well
riff-raff member of the "element" (the kind that frequent local bowling alleys,
video arcades, pool halls, and slot parlors), read this and weep. It just came
via email. And I ain't giving none of it to, well, you know who I ain't giving
none of it to.
Does anyone know if the Sultan of Brunei or Michael Dell come to bring the
dough personally, or if they just mail me a money order? And, if they
come, do I have to put clean sheets on the pull-out?
Al
Krigman
(you knew him when) PS: I would send this to the "announce-only" list but I figure everyone
will want to start making believe they are my friends now that "four
MILLION DOLLARS" is on its way. ------------------
SWISS LOTTO
GESELLSCHAFT SCHWEIZER ZAHLENLOTTO POSTFACH 4002 BASEL REF NUMBER: CSL/74/368/04 BATCH NUMBER: CS-121-LT-8-12-04 DEAR SIR/MADAM, We are pleased to inform you, THAT AS A RESULT OF OUR RECENT Lottery DRAWS HELD on the 6th Dec. 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 63538953216-435 with serial number 172-488 drew lucky numbers 1 - 8 - 13 - 15 - 20 - 22 + 45 which consequently won in the 2nd category. you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 4,000,000 (DOLLARS) (four MILLION DOLLARS) note that All participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Michael Dell of Dell Computers and other corporate organizations. this is to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide. For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. . We look forward to your active participation in our next year USD 75 million slot. You are requested to contact our clearance officer below to assist you with your winnings and subsequent payments. all winnings must be claimed not later than one month After the date of this notice. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program. NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE. Sincerely yours, MRS.MARY VINCENT (LOTTERY COORDINATOR) |
- [UC] Read it and weep! Krfapt
- Re: [UC] Read it and weep! Brian Siano
- Re: [UC] Read it and weep! Stephen Fisher
- RE: [UC] Read it and weep! Jonathan Cass
- Re: [UC] Read it and weep! Peter Coyle
- Re: [UC] Read it and weep! Monique . M . Harvey
- RE: [UC] Read it and weep! Jonathan Cass
- Fw: [UC] Read it and weep! Marianne Das